It’s probably not every day you sign-up to get frozen down, so we do imagine you have a lot of pressing questions. We’ll do our very best to answer them
It’s probably not every day you sign-up to get frozen down, so we do imagine you have a lot of pressing questions. We’ll do our very best to answer them – and you might be able to find an answer to the common questions here. If you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to either email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or at our facebook page www.facebook.com/humanbankfoundation
We’re working hard to make the service available, but as you can imagine, we’re not only working towards making unemployment history, it’s also scientific history when we succeed. Our aim is set for 2015 – but check back regularly. When that’s said, we cannot succeed without your help, so please sign-up and support us today.
Behind the Human Bank Foundation is the unemployment fund Min A-kasse.
We can’t share the specific details of our scientific breakthrough, patents pending, but we can guarantee you it’s 100% safe. See more under “The science behind”. Sign-up today and make your country proud – no more feeling like a parasite not contributing to the common welfare.
No, the Human Bank Foundation offers our great service to everyone. If you’re not unemployed today – or you’re maybe still studying – see it as the best possible job insurance ever. In the unfortunate situation of becoming unemployed, one of our special personal freeze chambers are waiting for you. Sign-up today and help us eradicate unemployment globally by 2015.
You can be frozen down as long as it’s necessary to find the perfect career opportunity for you. Based on pre-tests we advice a max period of 10 years.
No, this is not possible currently, but we’re working to offer this solution to discerning individuals.